Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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