I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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