I wanna passion pit in your ass
operation harelip BJ is a go
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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