If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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