Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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