I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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