So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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