We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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