whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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