my room smells like sperm. sweet.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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