would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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