i jhust puked up my retainher.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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