I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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