So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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