dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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