No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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