She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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