you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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