I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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