real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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