after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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