how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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