i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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