Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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