...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Enjoy the penises
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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