I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
