so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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