Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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