I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
