The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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