At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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