My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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