Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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