Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
