found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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