Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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