I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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