She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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