you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm like, not good at living.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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