called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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