Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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