Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize