dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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