He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dicks are not precious.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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