What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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