Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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