He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
She even gives head with a lisp.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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