Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
We need to rekindle our bromance
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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