If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm like, not good at living.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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