It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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