You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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