I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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