She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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