i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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