grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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