To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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