it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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